When water becomes vodka - Part 1

Yet another plot to decieve Mr. T. This time the plot was simple. Me empties a vodka bottle, wash it and fills up with plain water. Idea was to make Mr. T drink water thinking it is vodka and see how he reacts. The ploy starts..

All from nest assembles in a round table..
Dakalti says "Mr. T we are all going to have vodka tonight.."
Mr.T : Why daa..
Dakalti.: Just like that.. bhai told a great news....thats why..
Mr.T : dei bhai eppadi raa irukkae.. enna daa news-su...
Bhai: Onnum illai daa.. Unga kitta ellam oru vishayathai romba naala marachittaen. inniki thaan time vandhu irukku adhai solla...
Meez eats all chicken there meanwhile
Mr.T : Dei meez, chicken kaanadhu daaa...
Meez: ada chee mooditu bhai solradha kelu..
Bhai : Naan 8 varusham-a oru ponna love panraen daa.. nethu thaan avanga veetla ok sonnaanga...
Dakalti (hidingly smiling) : Paaru daa T, namma kitta sollavae illai paarthiyaa bhai..
Bhai : Aaamam daa. ponnu peru sharmila.. singapore-la doctor-a irukkaaa...
Me : (Unable to control laughter.. goyalae.. doctor-a. idhu ellam over daa dei...)
Biddu : dei onakki enna daa.. bhai nee sollu.
Bhai: ellam ippovae sollitaa eppadi.. oru round adipppom..
Meez: first time adikuromae onnum aagadhu illai daa..
Mr. T: kammi-a kudikalam daa meez..
Bhai puts water (Mr. T seeing it as vodka) in every glass and then puts sierra mist...
everyone is ready... takes there cup and say cheers to bhai daa...
dakalti : after having his first sip, enna daa kasakudhu..
Mr. T : dei konjum apdi thaan konjum kaandhum daa.
Me : Enna daa kaandhum kaanadhum.. apdinu....
Biddu: Dey rajan.. indha vodka-ki effect illai...
Rajan: Mavanae iru konjum nerathula kodal ellam vegal pogudhu...
Mr. T : enakku light-a erudhu daa.. mm. mmm... baai nee solludu
Bhai: College-la irundhae palakkam daa.. school-la konjum naal onnaa padichom.
Mr. T : Adapaavi...
Bhai: Veetla permission vaangitu thaan ellar kittayum sollanum-nu nenachom.
Mr.T : Apdinaa Permission vaangi aacha
Bhai : Naayae.. naan enna ingae kadha kalatchebam-a naduthuraen. olunga kelu..
Last week ok sonnanga...
Mr. T: apram ennoda pona vaaramae sollala..
Rajan: idho daa. vandhuttar daa kelviyin naayagan.... iru daa adhukkum bhai edhachum solluvaan.. theo, kelvo ketkuradhu romba easy. badhil solradhu romba kastam..

Meanwhile biddu overacts and pours sierra mist down as if he has got too much bhodai..

everyone.. dei paarthu daa..

Rajan: edho sonnaae.. ippo enna solrae..

Biddu : dei.. poda poda. naan steady-a thaan irukki...

Dakalti : Dei ennanga daa.. onnumae erala..

Mr. T: iru daa.. konjum konjum-a erum...

Rest in Part 2