Monday, July 16, 2012

"naan E" bugs the nest!! - Part 1 (Meez starts the Buzz!)



I watched this film, "Naan E" few days back..tho it was mokka...film was a little bit fun... It looked like a story by Meezwith some screenplay by Logic and some masala by Biddu/Bhai....so thought of a concept to see how the nest folks will respond if they were given the task to write a sequel to "Naan" E....

First...let's see how Meez would have percieved it....
Note: Remember to read as if Meez has written the below...

Opening scene starts with a buzz sound...it's dark everywhere...a rain drop falls into the dark area...and suddenly the dark area is disturbed...camera zooms out and we see a small river, the board on the side shouts "Cooum River" ...the buzz sound increases and the decibel level reach the max audible limit...and then shuts off...Camera pans to something that looks like an angel...zoom in and we pause and still on the main character, "M". This is where the title is displayed... "Enge iruka Saro? " oops that's my other blog post title..ok I'll figure out the title later....let's get to the story line....

The "E" from part 1 dies and reincarnates as "Mosquito" hereafter referred to as "M". M has more tenacity than E to repellents like Hit, M coils, Good Night repellents etc.. so more power to withstand itself from the evil villians....M flies to the heroin's room by hitching a ride on top of an E....since M was an E in the previous life, it's capable of speaking Eish u see...Now M has to get the attention of the heroin, what does it do? bite? Nah!...
How can M bite it'slover girl? But how can M survive without sucking Blood?
This is where we have a solo pathos song for M.... It needs to re"coil" with the heroin without hurting her...M is now all tired after the solo pathos and is weak...and goes to Bed….

Next scene starts with our heroin going for a early morning jog and this is where we introduce the pivotal character..."Theo E" referred to as Tee or T...Tee known for his famous characteristic of not knowing whatz happening when he is asleep is now lying on the road with his famous bed spread on him...


A little flashback shown here to explain how he lands on the road....It was T's Birthday and T was all dressed up expecting a surprise from his nesties..but the nesties decide to act like they forgot his B'day....clock strikes 12..Tis all ready to cut the cake but no one bothers to notice him...Exactly 5 minutes later T dozes off...Nesties try to wake him up but he won't...they carry him with his bed spread on and slowly place him on the road far from their aparment...

Back to present day....T's bed spread is so famous..T loves it so much that he wouldn't let the aroma leave by washing it....which in our story proves to be a lucky charm for him... Huge amounts of EEs, all types, all varieties are swarming around the T's bed spread...and our heroin who is jogging on the opposite side of the road gets excited (obviosly) on seeing the swarm of EEs...


She crosses the road and sits down by the side and stares at the swarm of ees and get's convinced that her lover boy has returned....her face brimming with happines...swings open the bed spread to find "Theo EE"".....Theo E wakes up to see the beautiful face and closes his eyes immediately...T couldn't believe this...he pretends to be asleep....heroin calls her "Naan E" ...my "Naan E"....theo opens his eyes sayin ..."mmmm. mmmm....naan Naaan E ille...mmm..." yeah ..."u r not "E" u r a human now u r my naan E...my love" ...heroin eyes oozes love....T sees her eyes and faints...This is where we plan for a dream duet btw T and the Heroin.....T is asleep in the whole song....

(to be continued)